listen: watching TV does not make you a boob. there is plenty of intelligent programming on your samsung (i.e.: frontline, planet earth, c-span. not i.e.: crowned, hannity & colmes, CBN, katie couric.) katie couric is actually, probably a quadruple entendre in this case.
the point: what makes you a boob is referring to your TV as “the boob tube.” please stop. yes, the screen is convex. it doesn’t work in a literal sense either.
Tags: anatomy, applicances, idiocracy
